Last night I went down to Midian. I caught a ride in a mine cart and visited all the monsters. There was the monster with eyeball hands, & the monster that was just a flabby belly & Cat Woman. We raved to techno music and got in a shoot-out with the US army. Somebody invited David Cronenberg but he couldn’t act and all his scenes were super boring and predictably slashery. I gave a cute monster boy my number but he didn’t call me. I couldn’t find him on Facebook later either.