Dad bod Farrell by tooth, by claw.There’s a lot of talk of stabbing stomachs at the Last Chance Hotel.Verdant bracken, the bay laps the shore.Feral singles in the turgid wood.A brutal film, richly imagined.John C. Reilly would like to be a macaw when the torture’s over.
D & W by: Yorgos Lanthimos; More W: Efthimis Filippou; P by: Thimios Bakatakis; E by: Yorgos Mavropsaridis; w/Colin Farrell, Rachel Weisz, Léa Seydoux, Angeliki Papoulia, Ariane Lebed, Olivia Colman, John C. Reilly, Michael Smiley, etc…119 min, Ireland, 2016
There’s nothing surprising in Turbo Kid, you’ll know going in whether it’s your bag or not. It’s ambitions are meager and it executes them with aplomb. A penchant for gore & commercial 80’s youth nostalgia above all will get you into this robot girlfriend movie. It is tired and thoughtless and niche but it has heart. It’s somehow both sweet and mean. It’s unfunny and boring. Shares DNA with the inferior Hobo with a Shotgun and the superior (slightly) Beyond the Black Rainbow. I watched it with people who loved it and you might too, I dunno man. Pffffttt.
D & W by: François Simard, Anouk Whissell, & Yoann-Karl Whissell, M & P by: Jean-Phillipe Bernier, More M: Jean-Nicolas Leupi Le Matos, E by: Luke Haigh, FX by: Eric Thivierge, Olivier Xavier, Jean-Mathieu ‘Jib’ Bérubé, etc… S by: Marcello Bezina, Alex Stines, Jean-Francois Robitaile, etc..w/Munro Chambers, Laurence Leboeuf, Michael Ironside, Aaron Jeffery, Anouk Whissell, Edwin Wright, Romano Ozari, Orphée Ladouceur etc..93 min, Canada, 2015
Sometimes the loneliness catches up, the void inside.Your own stupid voice.You lie down in your fat and blood and wait for the call.American brand names enter and exit your windshield. The old lady up the block calls for Cancer. There are other, funnier Solondz pictures.
D & W by: Todd Solondz, P by: Edward Lachman, E by: Kevin Messman, M by: James Lavino, w/Greta Gerwig, Ellen Burstyn, Danny DeVito, Julie Delpy, Zosia Mamet, Tracy Letts, Kieran Culkin, etc…88 min, USA, 2016
In dreams Dolly’s office opens on the Mojave. She steps away from staplers and collating machines and enters that hot home of the desert tortoise. The sun is very bright out here, the air dry. The trees are named Joshua and aren’t trees at all. Cartoon birds flit down from the mountain and whisper memories into her Cinderella shoulders. They take pratfalls and scream “guh-guh-guh-ghost!” This is a cheerful reminder to be militantly feminist. By evening she’s on top of a gulch looking down. The moon is a glowing sliver of thumb nail behind her and the stars are manifold. She sits.She breathes.
D & W by: Colin Higgins, More W: Patricia Resnick, P by: Reynaldo Villalobos, E by: Pembroke J. Herring, M by: Charles Fox & Dolly Parton, A by: Nicholas Eliopoulos & Fred Lucky, w/Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, Dabney Coleman, Peggy Pope, Elizabeth Wilson, Marian Mercer, Sterling Hayden, etc…, 110 min, USA, 1980
This is the movie the fan’s demanded Marvel make.I like that the line is blurred between actor Ryan Reynolds and character Wade Wilson.Other things I liked: the dated USSR giant metal X-man guy, the animation sequence featuring unicorns.The plot is pretty boring and the jokes are kinda bad, not Robot Chicken bad, but close. For those logging this kind of thing, Ryan Reynold’s dick makes an appearance.He’s impaled on twisted rebar in a burning medical lab in the film’s big serious origin moment and boom, there it is, shrouded and murky behind smoke and flame, Reynold cock.I dunno, it might just be CGI.
D by: Tim Miller, W by: Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick, P by: Keng Seng, E by: Julian Clarke, A by: Delano Athias, Pyrokinesis, etc.., S by: Kayla Adams, Fraser Aitcheson, etc…, M by: Junkie XL, w/Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, Leslie Uggams, T.J. Miller, Brianna Hildebrand, Karan Soni, Stefan Kapicic, Stan Lee, etc…, 108 min, USA, 2016
Nazis exhume secret soldier corpses in the Kharkiv forest. Gretel’s witch turns gingerbread into boat and floats down the Amstel seducing little boys.There’s a joke about how Americans can’t tell Marx from Lenin. There’s a lot of fucking & shitting, some stabbing.Sweet Movieis really gross and acrid and fun.Here’s an essay by Lorraine Mortimer.
D & W by: Dušan Makavejev, More W by: France Gallagher & Martin Malina, P by: Pierre Lhomme, E by: Yann Dedet, M by: Manos Hatzidakis, w/Carol Laure, Anna Prucnal, Pierre Clémenti, John Vernon, Roy Callender, Marpessa Dawn, Otto Muehl, Roland Topor, etc…, 98 min, Yugoslavia, 1974
Gothic canals, f bombs and child murder. It’s not so much In Bruges is milk that’s coddled and gone lumpy from neglect as I’m no longer in my twenties. Should do well for all you Boondock Saints but my fellow depressive neurotics should steer clear.Belgium looks nice though.
D & W by: Martin McDonagh, P by: Eigil Bryld, E by: Jon Gregory, M by: Carter Burwell, w/Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes, Clémence Poésy, Jordan Prentice, Željko Ivanek, Elizabeth Barrington, Eric Godon, etc… 107 min, Belgium, 2008
Philosophers, poets, and laborers. In hotel rooms, bars, and bookstores. The highway winks away over the horizon. We have time enough to choose our words precisely, to etch and carve the minutes into these salty bed sheets. There are such things as love & lust & God & consequence. The pistol has one loaded chamber and Chekhov demands it must be fired.
D, W, & M by: Hal Hartley, P by: Vladimir Subotic, E by: Kyle Gilman w/Liam Aiken, Aubrey Plaza, Thomas Jay Ryan, Parker Posey, James Urbaniak, Martin Donovan, Robert John Burke, Lloyd Kaufman, etc…, 85 min, USA, 2014
It’s refreshing to see trans folk and Armenian cab drivers represented in the movies. A picture, more a window than a card trick; I feel these sun beat streets. This corner of Wilshire and La Brea.Miss Sin-Dee speed walks in heels past spent liquor bottles and dog turds.Miss Alexandra blows Razmik in a car wash.The frothing suds are a stand-in for spittle & semen.It’s a Christmas movie.
D, P, E, & W by: Sean Baker, More P: Radium Cheung, More W: Chris Bergoch, w/Kitkana Kiki Rodriguez, Mya Taylor, Karren Karagulian, Alla Tumanian, James Ranson, Mickey O’Hagan, Luiza Nersisyan, Chelsie Lynn, etc… 88 min, USA, 2015